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#20 Best ever Funny status updates for facebook

Facebook, termed to be a virtual country standing 3rd in case of population, has became an unavoidable part of our life now. Since most of the teenagers as well as the rest, thinks internet is only facebooking lives in the FB. This post is aiming such people, who are

List of 20 Funny Witty FB Updates

  1. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
  2. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
  3. You’re beautiful! 🙂 until your Photoshop 30 day trial expires.
  4. To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girlfriends.
  5. A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
  6. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
  7. Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!
  8. Why live in a $100k home when I can live under a three million dollar bridge?
  9. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
  10. When I die I’m gonna become a ghost & watch attractive people shower.
  11. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.
  12. Google just called… Google said, “Someone is looking for you”.
  13. How school works: 2+2=4. Homework: 2+4+2=8. Exam: John had 4 apples. He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Suns mass ?? [10 marks ]
  14. There’s always a light at the end of the tunnel…just hope it’s NOT a train!
  15. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
  16. The 3 most common lies on the internet: 1) I have read and agreed to the terms of service. 2) Status: Offline. 3) I am over 18.
  17. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  18. After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF !!
  19. ¿¿¿??? s??? ?u?p??? u? ???? ?n ?u??s?? n ??? ???? ??? ???
  20. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Hope this could help you to rock on FB, we hope a thanks if you does ! 🙂 😀 😛

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I'm Rajeel, a teen blogger from India who loves computers, sports, internet and all other kind of tech stuffs. This blog thing is one of my favourite hobby and the one that eats up much of my time. But Really, I'm loving it :) Find me in G+

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