100+ Best Funny, Cool and lovely Whatsapp status messages

Whatsapp is the most downloaded app in the playstore and marketplace alike. The Messenger had been welcomed by the whole world and it had been a very tough competition for Facebook, of which FB was on the verge of losing. Then Facebook acquired the IM, which has already hijacked the minds of people with its simple design, Easiness to use, Privacy, User experience and SMS like behaviour.

People had already forgot the facebook feeds/status updates and the only status that they care about is the whatsapp status. Checking the status is really difficult in whatsapp and the visibility is also very low. But still people are really enthusiastic about it and tends to use it over others. Having some clever or cool lines below your Display picture will defenitly makes you looks cool and people are dying for it. Since you can’t directly copy somebody’s status, Its a little hard to get these status or to create new cool lines.

Here we have hand-picked 100+ best whatsapp status that you can use on any occasion. all these are copied from around the web and the courtesy goes to whomever it may concern.

1. You don’t need to like me I’m not Facebook status.
2. If I write something smart, you are probably going to copy it!
3. When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”
4. You have to be ODD, to be number ONE
5. Mistakes are proof that you are trying
6. God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.
7. If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass
8. I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination
9. I am not virgin, My life f*cks me everyday
10. If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard
11. I can drive you crazy without a drivers license
12. she’s so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says “Made in china”
13. I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide
14. Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
15. Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop
16. How did we go from talking everyday to strangers?
17. You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now f*cking act like it.
18. I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog
19. Born to express not to impress
20. Mistakes are proof that you are trying
21. Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork
22. I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence
23. His story is History, My Story is Mystery
24. I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning
25. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
26. I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion
27. Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains
28. We are WTF generation – WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook
29. Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words
30. Look at your left-——> I said left idiot!
31. I like to listen to sad music when I’m sad to make me double sad
32. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe
33. Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think
34. I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
35. Always give your 100 percent ….unless you’r donating blood .
36. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker
37. Why be mean to animals when they treat u better then people
38. I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
39. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity
40. I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class
41. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too
42. Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn
43. Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there
44. Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently
45. AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U
46. Love can’t be found Where it doesn’t exist
47. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status
48. I don’t lie, I speak Fiction
49. War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left
50. If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’
51. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
52. I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.
53. Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy
54. Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me
55. Too busy to update a status. 0_o
56. The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes
57. If you can’t convince them, Confuse them
58. Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck.
59. I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
60. SCIENCE FACT: If you close your eyes, you won’t be able to see
61. I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged
62. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
63. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
64. I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now
65. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
66. Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life
67. Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder
68. Good girls are bad girls, who never get caught.
69. I don`t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
70. I’m not in a bad mood, Everyone is just annoying
71. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
72. I’am looking for a bank which can perform two things -1)give me a Loan 2) Then leave me Alone.
73. I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.
74. Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
75. money doesn’t change who you are… it just magnifies your personality
76. If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.
77. 100,000 sperms and i was the fastest;)
78. Good morning…let the stress begin
79. Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
80. Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
81. If “Plan A” didn’t work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters
82. Every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
83. Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.
84. You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have
85. I’m not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I’m right
86. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you
87. The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said
88. At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
89. Don’t steal, the government hates competition
90. That moment when even Caps Lock can’t express your anger
91. Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you
92. We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.
93. My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day
94. Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will
95. Without me its just awso.
96. Weird is a side effect of awesome
97. One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
98. If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up
99. I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong
100. Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
101. Love is like a fart, If you have to force it, It’s probably a crap
102. Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent
103. Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON
104. Think twice before you speak, you’d be able to say something more Insulting
105. You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it
106. If there is a “WILL”, there are a million relatives
107. SARCASM: Just one of the many services i offer
108. I don`t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
109. So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach
110. All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips
111. I’m cool but global warming made me hot

I hope this list of status was of use for you. if you have any more additions to this list, kindly post them here.